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Museum-quality prints and framed editions of your commissioned portrait.
Most options here are real, physical items: printed, framed, and shipped to your door. Look for "Digital Portrait" if you'd rather receive an image only, with nothing mailed.
Free shipping on every order.
Shown approximately, to a scale set by a 34in chair rail and the mantel at 47in.
See it at scale
Every size below is one we actually print. Change the room, the size and the frame to see what you'd be living with.
Room
The most-looked-at wall in most houses.
Portrait
Size
Frame
- Finished size
- 18 × 24 inches
- Artwork you see
- 14 × 20 inches, inside a 2″ archival mat
- Sold as
- Framed Portrait
$269
Free shipping
A commission, not a print format
Sovereign Pets: Your Dog, Real Royalty
Don't have a portrait yet? See the full costume line and commission your pet, rendered with total sincerity, in one of 15 absurd, dignified roles. $5 of every Sovereign Pets order goes to the ASPCA.
See Sovereign Pets →
Christmas Card
Your commissioned portrait, printed on a premium holiday card with a personal message, shipped to you to send out yourself.
- 7 × 5 inches, Mohawk Superfine 324gsm
- A single flat card, printed on one side, not folded
- A blank kraft envelope with each. They come to you to write and post
$65.00
Christmas Card is printed from your own portrait. Commission one first, approve your proof, then order it in any size.
Digital Portrait
High-resolution digital file.
- A JPEG, 3392 × 5056 pixels, about 17 megapixels
- The same full-resolution file our own prints are made from
- Downloaded from your account. Nothing is mailed
$69.00
Digital Portrait is printed from your own portrait. Commission one first, approve your proof, then order it in any size.
Portrait Wall Calendar
Your pet in 12 different Sovereign Pets costumes, one per month, auto-curated and composed fresh for this calendar — sheriff, space commander, rock legend, and more.
- A4 landscape, 297 × 210mm, silk 300gsm with a matte finish
- Wire bound, 13 sheets: a cover and twelve months
- Real printed dates, not a blank grid
$79.00
A twelve-month commission of its own. Upload photos, approve every month, then order the finished calendar from there.
Fine Art Print
Museum-quality archival print.
- Enhanced Matte Art paper, 200gsm
- Printed to order, unframed and unmounted
- Ships flat or rolled depending on size
$119.00
Fine Art Print is printed from your own portrait. Commission one first, approve your proof, then order it in any size.
Framed Portrait
High-quality framed fine-art print with an archival white mat, ready to hang.
- Enhanced Matte Art paper, 200gsm, behind acrylic glazing
- A 2.4mm archival mount in snow white, included at every size
- Classic moulding, in whichever colour you choose
$219.00
Framed Portrait is printed from your own portrait. Commission one first, approve your proof, then order it in any size.
Statement Portrait
Large-format premium framed artwork with an archival white mat.
- Enhanced Matte Art paper, 200gsm, behind acrylic glazing
- A 2.4mm archival mount in snow white, included at every size
- Our largest sizes, up to 30 × 40 inches
$319.00
Statement Portrait is printed from your own portrait. Commission one first, approve your proof, then order it in any size.